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Have a Cookie

The world is complicated. You're allowed a little sweetness now and again.

Sep 12, 2025
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Welcome to Fare Well Friday post #2, where I abandon all pretense at being a health and well-being blogger and just give you a cookie.

Just kidding. Well, about that first part.

Look, friends: the world is a scary, unpredictable place. And while I LOVE my leafy greens (breakfast kale salad? Yes please), I cut my teeth - literally! - on cookies I “helped” bake in the kitchen with my Mom when I was about two years old. Some food provides vitamins and minerals - and some connects us to cherished memories. Both kinds of food nourish us.

While I do plan to devote most of this section to foods that have measurable virtues like protein and fiber (raise your hand if I *haven’t* ranted to you about skyrocketing rates of colorectal cancer, a favorite subject that makes me a hoot at parties), sometimes…you just want a little something sweet. And it is my firm opinion that if you’re going to have something sweet, it should be absolutely delicious.

With that, I invite you to bake up a batch of my signature Spotted Dog Farm (our homestead in West Virginia) “Shepherd’s Cookies.” These are a variation on your classic monster or cowboy cookies with a couple of tweaks:

  • I don’t use brown sugar in my kitchen…I keep molasses and white sugar on hand and tweak the ratios as desired. If you don’t have molasses, sub all brown sugar here - we want these to be nice and chewy.

  • Unsalted butter and natural peanut butter (strongly recommend chunky, and look for the stuff with no added oils or sugars, just peanuts and salt) are essential here.

  • No candy - but lots of good quality chocolate. I like Callebaut white and dark callets, but if a 5.5-pound bag of Belgian couverture chocolate isn’t on your shopping list, any good-quality chocolate will do. I like pumpkin seeds, but you can use whatever you like.

Other essential notes:

  • You want that natural peanut butter to hydrate and soak into those oats! These cookies will be MUCH better if you observe the at-least-two-hour chill time before baking and then bake until JUST set.

All right, plans for weekend set! If I may be so bold, I encourage LESS doomscrolling and MORE baking. And hey, maybe throw a breakfast salad in there. For balance.

Me in the kitchen with Mom, circa 1983...some nice big Shepherd's Cookie from my present-day oven...and the Spotted Dog Farm sheep.

Shepherd’s Cookies (Like a monster/cowboy cookie…but better)

1 cup (226 g)butter

1 cup (396 g) granulated sugar (you could use coconut sugar if you wanted - if so omit the molassas

2 T (85 g) molassas

1 cup (270 g) natural peanut butter

2 large eggs

2 t vanilla extract

2 c (240 g) all-purpose flour

2.5 cups (283 g) old-fashioned rolled oats

.5 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 cup white chocolate chips

1 sweet semisweet chocolate chips

1/2 cup raw pepitas (hulled pumpkin seeds)

Cream butter, sugar, and molasses until light and fluffy; add vanilla and eggs and continue beating until fully incorporated. In a separate bowl, mix the flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda, then add to the creamed butter mixture. Add the oats, chocolate chips, and pepitas and stir to combine.

Using a cookie scoop or big spoon, form into large balls - you should get about 22 big cookies. Refrigerate the scooped dough (it is much more difficult to chill and then shape) for at least two hours - overnight is even better. (Once chilled, you can also freeze your dough balls, baking just a couple at a time - a fabulous company-on-short-notice hack.)

Bake on a parchment-lined sheet at 350 degrees for 12-15 minutes, or center is just set but still slightly underbaked. Cool on baking sheets. Share with someone you love.

Enjoy - and until Monday, fare well,

Havala


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